There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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