office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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