What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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