I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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