yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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