I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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