school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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