apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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