So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
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I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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