Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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