Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
This is not my ceiling
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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