you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
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I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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