WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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