i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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