I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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