I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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