But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I can't turn off my feet"
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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