my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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