I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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