I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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