Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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