hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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