You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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