yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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