She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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