I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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