SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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