Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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