that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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