OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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