love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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