Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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