This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
