In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
