so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I had to cum in my sink.
Randomize
