5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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