I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
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