hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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