I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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