You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I licked your asshole in confidence.