Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha