awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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