i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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