VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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