When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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