i jhust puked up my retainher.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Randomize
