so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
