i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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