I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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