In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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