Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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