I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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