Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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