are you still at the devil's house?
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
