; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Randomize
