That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.