Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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