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The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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