Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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