were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
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Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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