What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I am spending my child support on dildos
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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