I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Of course I have a pirate flag
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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