Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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