Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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